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[bumblebeeb]

Ringtone

"Hey, you've reached Ted Kord's cell.  Leave a message, maybe I'll get back to you sometime."

Accepts: Text messages | Phone calls | e-mails | voice mail | instant messages

Comments

text because reasons

[bumblebeeb]

WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME you're like two rooms away

voice -> action because other reasons

[you_tried]

More like why are you texting me? Uuuugh. Uuuugggghhh.

[ The obnoxious groaning continues, but after a minute mixes with the sound of stomping. God, he can really keep up the annoying noises. It's sort of impressive. But eventually he appears in Ted's doorway. ]

Thanks for asking what the emergency was. I could've been on fire.

action!

[bumblebeeb]

I figured there would be screaming or something if there was actually an emergency.

[you_tried]

I don't scream, Ted. I yell. Manfully.

[ But whatever. He flops across Ted's bed like he owns the place. ]

[bumblebeeb]

Okay, Mr. Screams-like-a-girl-when-he-sees-rats, you keep thinking that.

[That's cool. Ted's giving him a slightly bemused look and moving to sit on the edge of the bed like a goddamn adult.]

[you_tried]

A, wharf rats, B, I'll deny it to my grave, and C, I'm bored and I need attention.

[bumblebeeb]

A, they're still rats, and B, I probably have proof somewhere, and C ....let's go do something?

[you_tried]

You know this is the most boring town ever, right? No hustle or bustle. Whatever bustle is.

[ But on the other hand, it's Ted, and he can't really be bored with Ted around. ]

But hey, we're two cool guys. We can probably scare up some entertainment.

[you_tried]

... seriously, though, what the hell is bustle? This is gonna bug me.

[bumblebeeb]

I. Uh. ..I think it's a thing that used to go under ladies' skirts? I dunno why that would be used in this situation, though.

[you_tried]

There's a joke here, but... no. No, it's too easy.

[bumblebeeb]

Yeah, yeah, whatever. [He just gives Booster a friendly shove.]

There's gotta be something to do around here.

[you_tried]

I bet we could find a really cheesy tiki bar.

[bumblebeeb]

That does sound like fun.

[you_tried]

What say we hit the town?

[bumblebeeb]

I have no complaints with that!

[you_tried]

Promise me you won't dress up.

[bumblebeeb]

I don't think I own a suit.

[you_tried]

I meant the other kind. The kind with hats and sweaters.

[bumblebeeb]

....So you want me to go naked? I didn't know you were into that, Boost.

[you_tried]

[ A HORRIBLE EXAGGERATED SHUDDER. ]

Ted, no! Think of the children!

[bumblebeeb]

[HOW RUDE. He huffs playfully.]

I really hope there aren't any children in bars, that would be worrying.

[you_tried]

Think of the young at heart. The elderly. The infirm. Anyone with eyes.

[bumblebeeb]

Oh come on, there's nothing wrong with a Hawaiian shirt.